Thinking about becoming a parent? Well, consider this a friendly reminder: Parenthood is a 24/7 circus, and guess what? You’re the ringmaster AND the clown. Yes, all those adorable baby commercials forget to mention there’s no script, no dress rehearsal, and certainly no intermission. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of comedy to go around!

From the hilarious minds of beleaguered parents on Twitter, here are 20 side-splitting tweets that prove life with kids is never boring. And yes, these moments will get time-stamped in your memory with a label that reads “I wish I had a camera for that!”

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Have your kids ever done something so hilarious you wish you had a camera ready? Which of these tweets could have come straight out of your life story?