In a surprising twist, Denzel Washington, the acclaimed actor beloved for his multifaceted roles, has declined a lucrative $50 million project from Disney. Why, you may ask? According to Washington, Disney’s values are “just too woke” for him. While some may view this as a principled stand, others wonder if Washington’s clock is a few hours behind the times.
Over the past few years, Disney has been on a mission to outshine every other Hollywood studio in terms of progressivism. From introducing a princess who champions recycling to a prince who vocally supports veganism, Disney has been ticking off every box in the progressive handbook. There are even rumors of a new project featuring a composting musical number set in the beloved world of “Frozen.” Elsa and Anna singing about the benefits of organic waste? That’s a sequel definitely worth waiting for!
However, it seems Denzel missed the memo about Hollywood’s changing direction. When asked about his decision, he commented, “I simply wanted to do a film about an ordinary person who recycles because it’s the right thing to do, not because they want to impress an eco-conscious love interest.” Ah, the good old days when characters had depth beyond their recycling habits.
Unsurprisingly, Hollywood, known for its love of juicy stories, has had mixed reactions to Washington’s choice. One anonymous director quipped, “I always knew Denzel was a method actor, but I didn’t realize his method involved living under a rock.” Meanwhile, a prominent actress was overheard saying, “If being woke means getting $50 million, then someone please hand me an alarm clock.”
Fans couldn’t resist joining in the conversation on social media. The hashtag #TooWokeForDenzel started trending, with many sharing memes of Washington looking bewildered by modern trends like avocado toast and electric cars. One fan tweeted, “Denzel rejects $50 million because of wokeness? Guess he won’t be buying that eco-friendly mansion anytime soon.”
While it remains uncertain whether Denzel Washington’s stance against excessive wokeness will impact his career, one thing is crystal clear: in the ever-evolving world of Hollywood, it’s crucial to stay abreast of the times, even if it means setting the alarm clock a little earlier. As for Disney, they are reportedly discussing options with another actor who aligns better with their vision. Word on the street is that this actor is a fervent advocate for sustainable fashion and even has a pet alpaca named “Eco.” Stay tuned for more updates.
