Once upon a time, there was a remarkable woman who had gone through ten previous marriages. Her latest endeavor led her to marry a lawyer. On their wedding night, she had something interesting to confess to her new spouse. She whispered, “Please be gentle, for I am still a virgin.”

Naturally perplexed, the lawyer asked, “How can that be true when you have been married ten times before?”

With a faint smile, she began to explain the peculiar nature of her previous unions. Each of her ex-husbands brought their unique perspectives to the table:

• Husband #1, a sales representative, convinced her of the grandeur that awaited her.
• Husband #2, working in software services, promised to look into making their union run smoothly but never quite figured it out.
• Husband #3, an expert in field services, assessed all the diagnostics and tests but failed to bring their relationship online.
• Husband #4, a telemarketer, assured her of an order but couldn’t provide a delivery date.
• Husband #5, being an engineer, comprehended the process but insisted on a three-year investigation to devise a groundbreaking approach.
• Husband #6, from finance and administration, was uncertain if it fell under his job description.
• Husband #7, the marketer, possessed an exceptional product but struggled with positioning it.
• Husband #8, a psychologist, could only talk about the matter without taking action.
• Husband #9, a gynecologist, solely examined without any further involvement.
• Husband #10, a dedicated stamp collector, has left a void in her heart, and she genuinely misses him. However, she is filled with excitement about her new marriage to a lawyer.

Curiosity piqued, the lawyer responded, “I am glad you are excited, but why me? I am a lawyer.”

With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, “Because, this time, I know for sure I am going to get screwed!”

And so, their journey as the eleventh husband and wife began, filled with wit and humor that only a lawyer and his extraordinary wife could provide.