The airline industry has certainly seen its share of drama over the years. With passengers often feeling frustrated and in a hurry, it’s a miracle that flight attendants manage to keep their cool. But every so often, one of these sky-high warriors gets a chance to say what we’re all thinking, and when it happens, it’s pure gold. Just picture it: a male flight attendant squared off against a haughty, wealthy passenger, and the results were nothing short of hilarious.

This tale involves a gay flight attendant who had to deal with a particularly snotty passenger who simply refused to put up her tray for landing. Despite his polite request, she waved him off with a patronizing tone. How he handled it is one for the ages.

Our flight was being served by an obviously flamboyant flight attendant, whose colorful personality seemed to brighten everyone’s mood as he distributed food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he sashayed down the aisle and announced:

”Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his way back up the aisle, he noticed an exquisitely dressed young woman who hadn’t budged an inch.

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She turned her head coolly and declared, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

Without missing a beat, the flight attendant shot back:

“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”