Once upon a time, on a beautiful ranch, there were three bulls. They lived a peaceful and content life, until they heard rumors about a new bull joining them. The news stirred different emotions within each bull, each having their own perspective on how they should handle the newcomer.

The first bull, who had been on the ranch for a solid five years, declared proudly, “I’ve toiled hard to build my herd of 100 cows. There’s no way I’m giving any of them to this new bull!”

The second bull, who had been on the ranch for three years, chimed in with confidence, “I’ve earned the right to my 50 cows, and I won’t give them up without a fight. I’ve put in my time and effort.”

Then there was the third bull, who had only been on the ranch for a year and had been given just 10 cows so far. Despite his humble position, he stood his ground and vowed, “I may not be as big as you guys, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”

Their discussion was interrupted by the thunderous arrival of an enormous 18-wheeler, carrying the biggest bull they had ever seen. This massive bull weighed a whopping 4,700 pounds, and his every step made the steel ramp strain under his weight.

Upon seeing the new bull, the first bull, feeling a sense of generosity, offered, “I suppose I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”

The second bull, realizing that he had an abundance of cows, agreed, “I have more cows than I can handle anyway. I can definitely share a few without any trouble.”

However, when they turned to the third bull, they found him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting in defiance.

Puzzled and concerned, the first bull advised, “Son, don’t be foolish. Let him have some of your cows, and everything will be fine.”

But, to everyone’s surprise, the fearless third bull responded with determination, “Hell, he can have all my cows. I just want to make sure he knows that I’m a bull too.”

The ranch was a peaceful place, not just for the bulls but for all the animals that resided there. Let me tell you another heartwarming story, this time about a stork family.

There once was a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and their adorable baby stork. One day, daddy stork didn’t come home for dinner, which worried mommy and baby stork immensely.

When the father stork finally returned the next morning, mommy and the baby stork anxiously inquired about his whereabouts. With a nonchalant tone, he replied, “Oh, I was out making a young couple very happy.”

About a week later, it was mommy stork’s turn to not come home for dinner. Daddy and the baby stork grew increasingly concerned. Finally, when mom stork arrived the next morning, they asked her where she had been. She casually replied, “I was out making a young couple very happy too.”

A few days later, it was the baby stork who didn’t come home for dinner. This left his parents extremely worried. When he finally returned the next morning, they asked him where he had been all night. With a mischievous grin on his face, the baby stork proudly declared, “I’ve been scaring the sh!t out of college students!”

Isn’t it amazing how animals, just like us, have their own stories and adventures? These tales remind us of the diversity and excitement that surrounds us every day.