Kids have a knack for saying the most unexpected and hilarious things. With their brutal honesty and fearlessness, they often leave us adults speechless and in stitches. Here are some of the best and most witty responses from kids that will surely put a smile on your face.
1. A Glimpse of God
A kindergarten teacher was going around the classroom, observing the children’s artwork. She came across a little girl who was diligently working on her drawing. Curious, the teacher asked, “What are you drawing?”
The girl confidently replied, “I’m drawing a picture of God.”
Surprised, the teacher said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat and still focused on her drawing, the girl quipped, “They will in a minute.”
2. The Wisdom of Whales
A little girl was discussing whales with her teacher. The teacher stated that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because of its small throat. The girl then defiantly mentioned the biblical story of Jonah being swallowed by a whale.
Annoyed, the teacher reiterated, “A whale cannot swallow a human; it’s physically impossible.”
In response, the girl calmly said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher, trying to catch her off guard, questioned, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
With a clever smile, the little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
3. The Commandments of Siblings
During a Sunday school lesson on the Ten Commandments, the teacher asked the children if there was a commandment that taught them how to treat their brothers and sisters.
Without hesitation, a little boy, who happened to be the oldest in his family, answered, “Thou shalt not k-i-l-l.”
4. Wisdom Beyond Years
A little girl was watching her mother do the dishes when she noticed her mother’s white hairs contrasting against her brunette hair. Curiously, she asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Every time you do something wrong that makes me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
After pondering for a moment, the little girl exclaimed, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
5. Feet Full of Blood
A teacher was explaining the circulation of blood to the class. In an effort to make it more understandable, he said, “If I stood on my head, the blood would rush into it, and I would turn red in the face.”
The class nodded in agreement.
Confused, one student named Bobby blurted out, “But sir, your feet aren’t empty!”
6. God’s Watchful Eye
In a Christian school cafeteria, there was a pile of apples at one end of the table with a note that read, “Take only one, God is watching.” As the line moved along to the other end of the table, there was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One clever little boy decided to write his own note and place it next to the cookies. It said, “Take all you want, God is watching the apples.”
Kids really do say the funniest things. Their innocent and unfiltered perspective on life never fails to bring joy and laughter. Always cherish these moments because they remind us why we love them so much.
