Once upon a time, on a ranch, there were three bulls. They heard the rancher was bringing in another bull. Each of them had their own thoughts on the matter.
The first bull, being the oldest and most experienced, said, “I’ve been here for five years, and I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows. I’ve earned them!”
The second bull chimed in, “I’ve been here for three years, and I have a right to my 50 cows. I’m definitely not giving them up to the new guy.”
The third bull, who had only been on the ranch for a year, interjected, “You guys have only let me have 10 cows so far. I may not be as big as you, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”
Just then, an enormous 18-wheeler pulled up in the pasture, carrying the biggest bull they had ever seen. This bull weighed a whopping 4,700 pounds, and every step he took caused the steel ramp to strain.
The first bull, realizing the magnitude of the newcomer, had a change of heart. “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend,” he said.
The second bull, who had an abundance of cows, agreed, “I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can definitely spare a few. No need for an argument.”
They turned to look at the third bull, who was pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting. Curious, the other bulls approached him.
The first bull advised, “Son, don’t be foolish. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell the tale.”
But the third bull defiantly replied, “Hell, he can have all my cows. I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull.”
Now, here’s a fun story about storks that will surely tickle your funny bone!
There was a mommy stork, a daddy stork, and a baby stork living happily together. One evening, the daddy stork didn’t come home for dinner, and mommy and baby grew worried. The next morning, when the daddy stork finally returned, they eagerly asked him where he had been.
“I was making a young couple very happy,” he replied mischievously.
About a week later, it was mommy stork’s turn to go missing during dinnertime. Daddy and baby stork anxiously waited for her to return. When she arrived late the next morning, they couldn’t help but ask where she had been.
“I was making a young couple very happy,” she replied with a smile.
A few days later, it was the baby stork who failed to come home for dinner. Mommy and daddy stork were beside themselves with worry. When the baby stork finally arrived late the next morning, they bombarded him with questions about his whereabouts.
The baby stork grinned mischievously and cheekily said, “I’ve been scaring the sh!t out of college students!”
