Once upon a time, there was a smart and funny blonde girl who always amazed everyone with her cleverness. One day, she came skipping home from school, brimming with excitement.

“Mommy, Mommy!” she exclaimed, “We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to ten! See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

Her mother smiled proudly and said, “Very good, sweetheart! But is it because you’re blonde?”

“Yes, Mommy,” the girl replied with a twinkle in her eye. “It’s because I’m blonde!”

The following day, the girl bounded home from school again, bursting with joy.

“Mommy, Mommy!” she shouted, “We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it all the way to G! Look! A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”

Her mother beamed and said, “Well done, my clever girl! Is it because you’re blonde?”

“Yes, Mommy,” the girl giggled, “It’s because I’m blonde!”

The next day, the girl couldn’t contain her excitement as she skipped home from school.

“Mommy, Mommy!” she cried, “In gym class today, all the other girls had flat fronts, but I have these!” She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

Her mother blushed with embarrassment but managed to say, “Uh, very…um… good, honey! Is it because you’re blonde?”

“No, Mommy,” the girl answered, puzzled. “It’s because I’m 25!”

In a small town school, a new Spanish teacher was hired. Fresh out of college, she was eager to make a good impression. On her first day, the principal decided to sit in and observe her class. Little Johnny happened to be sitting next to him.

As the class progressed, the teacher wrote a sentence in Spanish on the board. Accidentally, she dropped the chalk on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When she stood back up, she asked the class to translate the sentence she had just written.

Little Johnny eagerly raised his hand and said something that shocked everyone, “If the skirt was a bit shorter, I’d hit it.”

The teacher was naturally flustered and exclaimed, “Johnny! That is absolutely disgusting and very rude! Get out of my class right now!”

As Little Johnny packed his things, he couldn’t resist hitting the principal on the head with his Spanish textbook, saying, “And you, mister, if you don’t know sh!t, keep your d@mn mouth shut!”

Everyone burst into laughter, including the principal himself. Little Johnny’s quick wit and humor never failed to entertain.