Picture this: you’re finally catching up with friends over a nice dinner, only to realize you’ve been tricked into funding someone’s fancy meal. Sounds familiar? Well, that’s the story of one crafty gentleman who managed to outwit his extravagantly exploitative friends.
Here’s the backstory. We all know the importance of a vibrant social life. Friends bring joy, laughter, and occasionally, a healthy dose of drama. But what do you do when your comrades start treating your wallet like their personal ATM? A situation too relatable for many.
One fine day, a rather clever chap took to Reddit to share a legendary tale of how he turned the tables on his freeloading friends who habitually ordered expensive meals and expected everyone to split the bill equally. While the principle of splitting the bill helps smooth over awkward situations and ensures fairness, it becomes a major headache when certain folks have a penchant for extravagance.
The Hero’s Tale
“I (27M) am part of a close-knit group of eight since college,” our protagonist begins. “Two of our lot, Susan and Greg, are professional freeloaders. Visiting a restaurant? They order the priciest item, share a sob story about their finances, and voila! You’re covering their costs.”
Noble knight, he’s not! But clever trickster? Definitely. The plot thickens when Dan, another friend, invites him to a casual dinner, assuring him that Susan and Greg would be present. Though he agreed reluctantly, our mastermind had no intention of falling into the traphole again. “Everyone put in orders averaging $40. But then come Susan and Greg, ordering dishes worth $200 each.”
Our hero’s turn arrives. A hush falls over the table. He confidently orders… a $4 drink. Yes, just a drink. When asked why, he simply mentioned losing his appetite. Ingenious? We’d say absolutely! The genius didn’t end just at that. “Seeing my move, two others canceled their orders, settling for drinks too.”
When the waiter arrived with the check, Greg’s sneaky move of splitting it six ways was swiftly intercepted. Our smart hero declared the bill should be split three ways. Susan and Greg’s shock was palpable. “The three of us only had drinks, so drinks we shall pay for,” he smirked.
Feeling the sting yet? There’s more. Dan, who had least participated, ended up with a chonky $146.98 check for his modest meal. Our hero, cheekily contributing a generous $10 for his drink, bid his companions adieu. Our narrators made sure to mention Dan’s jaw-dropping moment—priceless!
As expected, the aftermath was a barrage of texts from Greg and Susan, scolding him for his ‘audacity.’ They conveniently overlooked their indulgence far surpassing what they paid in the end. Even Dan wasn’t too pleased, suggesting our protagonist should’ve skipped dinner instead of ‘pulling a stunt.’
So here’s the million-dollar question – Was this a grand scheme of poetic justice, or did our hero overplay his hand? Frankly, it’s about time we address such freeloading antics the smart way. What say you?
Feel free to share this chuckle-worthy yet thought-provoking tale with your nearest and dearest on Facebook. You never know, it might just inspire someone to reclaim their rightful slice of the pie… or cake, or whatever they dig!
